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1:06 p.m. - Aug. 20, 2003 100 Things 1. I am writing this on your new computer 2. You have not yet used your new computer 3. I�ve been playing your new computer now for 5 days 4. I am currently ripping the 140th CD to your hard drive 5. The CD that I am currently ripping is the Quintessential Billie Holiday, Vol. 9 6. I wonder why you chose the 9th volume and if this is, in fact, the only of the 9 volumes you own 7. The song that is currently playing is Eartha Kitt�s Lazy Afternoon 8. I have written one other document, on your computer 9. I was confused ~ Billie Holiday was CD # 141 10. Zucchero was CD # 140 11. I have ripped 15 CDs this evening 12. It is 8:34PM 13. I am also washing laundry 14. All of the laundry being washed is my own 15. Two loads of wash are now drying 16. I have only one load of wash to dry 17. I have less than $5 left on your laundry card 18. There is a dead bat above the door on your neighbor�s apartment, directly across the hall 19. I do not live here 20. I act like I live here 21. The kitchen is immaculate 22. I just did the dishes 23. I made Bruschetta for dinner tonight 24. I do not know how to spell it 25. I had it for dinner last night, too 26. Ok�and the night before that 27. There are fresh cherries in your fridge 28. The cherries will have been eaten, before you return 29. You return in 8 days 30. By the time you read this, it will be less than 8 days, before your return 31. I am taking a break now�to retrieve my laundry from the dryer 32. I am back�with fresh laundry 33. The bat wasn�t dead, after all 34. I am enjoying listening to music I have never heard before 35. My special order �visual surprise� has not yet been found 36. My special order �visual surprise� is not pornographic 37. There are three loads of laundry in your living room 38. I hate to fold laundry 39. You do not have enough hangers 40. You use crappy, wire hangers 41. Wire hangers aren�t particularly good for your clothes 42. You have lovely clothes 43. And they smell good, too 44. I have worn your underwear 45. I have masturbated in your bed 46. I haven�t smoked a cigarette in over two months 47. I quit smoking on tax day 48. The IRS owes me money 49. The 7th Annual Corporate Regatta is less than one month away 50. I will be in NYC July 8 � 10, for work 51. July 9th is my boss� 40th birthday 52. I do not want to think about work any longer 53. Vacation sounds nice 54. My passport is expired 55. I want chocolate 56. There is chocolate in your fridge 57. I am feeling fat 58. I ate lots of sugary foods last night 59. My period is due to come, around the same time as you are to arrive 60. I wish that I was having my period NOW 61. It is 9:11PM now 62. I am currently ripping my 21st CD this evening 63. This list of 100 things was inspired by your comment of wanting to �do more stream of consciousness stuff� 64. I love your ideas 65. This is a structured form of a stream of consciousness, of sorts 66. Contradictions & ironies amuse me 67. I wonder why (and how) you have only one ice tray 68. I bought 3 ice trays for $1 69. With the addition of these new ice trays, you now have enough ice for 13 drinks�if you allow each drink no more than 4 ice cubes 70. Strange little interesting things sometimes fill my head 71. I would rather be on a boat right now 72. Your computer completely and absolutely ROCKS! 73. I am a bit envious 74. I am drinking a glass of Navarro Correas Cabernet Savignon 75. It is surprisingly yummy�and inexpensive 76. I still do not want to fold laundry 77. I can hardly believe how quickly this list has been written 78. I have not yet been successful in securing Divinity 79. Yes, this makes me nervous 80. I have been debating on whether or not to tell you that I haven�t yet been able to locate it 81. While ripping music, I often get the Shift + the Control key confused 82. I suddenly own a lot of Morcheeba 83. Your bed is lovely 84. I still do not own a proper bed 85. I haven�t owned a proper bed in two years 86. I plan on using my IRS refund towards a new computer 87. Your computer is going to give my computer a bit of computer-envy 88. Size does matter 89. A massage would be soooooo good right now 90. Jeff Buckley often makes me cry 91. I am running out of things to say 92. This should be another homework assignment for you�to write your own list of 100 Things 93. Wanna make a trade? Your list of 100 Things�in exchange for a�special kiss�anywhere that you wish? 94. Your music collection is quite impressive 95. Sasha is over at Clint�s mom�s house, helping install some software 96. I haven�t spoken to Clint (other than via e-mail through our Yahoo group) in months 97. June 10th was Clint�s mom�s anniversary of her husband�s death 98. I have decided NOT to rip your classical music collection 99. That means�I only have 3 more of your CDs to rip 100. This is the last thing that I will write, for my list of 100 Things
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